Aaron's Staff

Almighty Fedora

Amazon Spear

Amputation Kit

Ancient Rock

Spawns nearby explosions that damage enemies

Angel Staff of Apocalypse

Launches a huge apple in air shooting around projectiles upon impact with ground

Apple Head

10% Chance on attack to throw a piercing shuriken to the nearest enemy

Assassin's Shuriken

Stuns enemies around the player after a few seconds

Balalayka

Chance on getting attacked to damage the attacker

Barbed Shield

1% Chance on hit to petrify and damage the enemy

Basilisk Tooth

+5 Speed  Player leaves behind a trail of fire that damages enemies

Blazing Boots

Sets a bomb that will explode when triggered by an enemy

Bomb

Bonsai Tree

Book of Belial

Throws a Boomerang that damages all enemies it touches, and then comes back

Boomerang

Sends out a spike ball that damages enemies in its path

Bouncy

"Health regen."  specific value currently unknown, used to be 3%

Bracer of Life

+1% Strength +5 Speed  5% Chance on attack to shoot a blood shockwave dealing damage to enemies in a line

Butcher Knife

+2% Attack Speed  5% Chance on hit to make the next attack a critical strike for 75% more damage.

Butterfly Knife

Spawns a small cactus below the nearest enemy, damaging and slowing them

Cactus

Cake

Throws around explosive candy that damage nearby enemies

Candy Crusher

Drops a dice on the player's location dealing damage to enemies nearby

Casino Die

Lifesteal!  Adds a 10% chance to heal 2% max Hp on hit.

Charmed Blood

Cheeseburger

Commander's Sword

Cookies & Milk

Da Box

Spawns a few regular and crystal keys.  Activates on pickup

Daddy's Key Chain

Damien's Amulet

Damned Buckler

+3% Strength  3% Chance on enemy death to spawn flies that damage enemies

DaPlayer Head

Shoots out a ring of darts from the player

Darts

+2% Strength  20% Chance on attack to shoot skulls from player

Death's Scythe

Drops a slice of pie that taunts all nearby enemies

Delicious Pie

Damages enemies in contact  Used with Jefre's Subscription to open Sheeponia

Demon Sheep

While below 10% health, damage is increased by 100%

Devil Horn

Shoots out projectiles every few seconds, damaging enemies

Devil Skull

Dirge

Dislocated Eye

Doom Flute

Throws a double scythe dealing damage to enemies in a line

Doube Scythe

Dragon Head

Chance on getting attacked to spawn a meteor, damaging enemies in a line

Dragon Shield

ES Energy

F.E.T.U.S.

Chance on hit to burn or freeze the enemy

Fire & Ice

Spawns flies that do nothing. Troll relic

Flyswatter

Spawns a random event.  Activates on pickup

Fortune Card

+2% Energy +2% Strength  5% Chance on attack to shoot an ice shockwave damaging and freezing enemies in a line

Frostmourne

18% Chance on hit to freeze the enemy for 2 seconds

Frozen Orb

Golden Armor

Golden Axe

Golden Cube

Golden Dagger

Golden Ring

Golden Sword

Guardian Angel

+3% Stamina  Increases health gained from orbs

Half Eaten Mochi

Hand of Midas

Hand Scythe

+1% Attack Speed +4% Strength  30% Chance on hit to set enemy on fire for 5 seconds, dealing 15% total damage

Hellscream Axe

Falling below 5% health activates a shockwave, damaging and pushing back enemies

Helm of Chaos

Holy Bible

+2 All Talents  5% Chance on attack to smite enemies on screen

Holy Grail

Homing Shots

Shoots puddles of honey on ground that damage enemies

Honeybee

Horned Mask

Spawns a swarm of flies around the player

Jar of Flies

+1% Strength +5% Stamina  Used with Demon Sheep to open Sheeponia

Jefre's Subscription

20% Chance on attack to poison a nearby enemy

Jungle Vial

Karp Head

Keygen.exe

1000 KG

Chance on getting attacked to heal player by 10%

Lantern

5% chance on attack to throw up, dealing damage to enemies caught in it

Large Beer

Makes the player throw up for a few seconds

Light Cola

Light Katana

+1% Attack Speed +1% Strength  5% Chance on attack to throw a lightning orb to nearest enemy

Lightning Ball

Lotto Ticket

Magic Mushroom

Increases pickup range of gold, keys, and rubies

Magnet

Mana Dice

Warps the player in few meters to the cursor position

Maryo's Pipe

Mayo's Old Sock

Hooks nearby enemy to the player and stuns them

Meat Hook

Tracks local Ore veins and increases Jade chance

Metal Detector

5% Chance on attack to throw out explosive sushi, damaging enemies

Mighty Sushi

Shoots out projectiles in 4 directions damaging enemies

Minisect

Monkey King Bar

5% Chance on attack to spawn a soul that seeks out and damages an enemy

Necro's Finger

Ninja Hook

+5% Attack Speed +2% Strength +1% Stamina

Nunchucks

Odd Book of Spells

Odin's Sword

+2% Strength  18% Chance on hit to stun the enemy

Ogre Club

Orb of Chaos

Orb of Fire

Sends out a circle of ice damaging and slowing enemies

Orb of Ice

Sends out a circle of poison damaging enemies it hits over time

Orb of Poison

Increases player projectile & ability size

Oversized

Pickled Brain

20% Chance on getting attacked to poison the attacker

Plague Pendant

20% Chance on hit to poison the enemy, damaging them over time

Poison Spear

Shoot a rainbow beam that deals damage to enemies in a line

Rainbow Gate

Razer Blade

Pulses area around player damaging enemies

Razer Headset

5% Chance on attack to send out razor leaves damaging enemies

Razor Leaf

12% Chance on hit to bleed enemy over time

Razorwire

Rice & Chopsticks

Rock Belt

Shoots out 7 homing rockets to damage enemies

Rocket Barrage

5% Chance on attack to fire a homing missile at nearby enemy

Rocket Battery

Rotten Apple

Throws a duck that explodes damaging nearby enemies

Rubber Duck

Rusted Armor

Rusted Axe

Rusted Cube

Rusted Dagger

Rusted Ring

Rusted Sword

+1% Stamina +1% Strength  5% Chance on attack to send Hellfire forward, damaging enemies

Orbiting

Active

Passive

Almighty Fedora

Ancient Rock

Demon Sheep

F.E.T.U.S.

Guardian Angel

Honeybee

Karp Head

Minisect

Pickled Brain

Shredder

Shrunken Head

Skull Bat

Templar Shield

The Eye

War Zeppelin